Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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