We should be called the Road Head Warriors
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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