so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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