summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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