physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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