do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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