No subtext here. People are naked.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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