if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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