i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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