just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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