Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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