well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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