I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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