Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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