Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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