I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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