I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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