The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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