If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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