She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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