I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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