Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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