I think im going to throw up on grandma
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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