This is not my ceiling
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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