Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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