Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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