I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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