i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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