Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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