You really coming over, don't trick.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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