After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize