he wants to bone in the snuggie
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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