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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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