he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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