Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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