i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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