Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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