i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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