I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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