eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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