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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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