You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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