Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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