question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Welp...herpes.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize
