i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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