I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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