Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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