wat bout pragnant strippers??
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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