Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
