you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
