I'm going to jail i love you
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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