is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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