this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
where are my eyebrows?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
