He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
