There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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