My room smells like vodka and shame
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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